Dirtman25

Creator of Dirt Island (join today!) also known as Mytaxesarepaid and Smudgerwastaken (really old username PLEASE do not call me that).

Facts I guess - The username dirtman25 came from way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a hill on Map 11, I used to throw 64 dirt at people and call it "dirting". I still do this sometimes, you're never safe from a dirtman attack.

someone imprisoned his cat called jimmy, why? i have no idea before that a mysterious entity appeared and killed all his villagers (it was probally just a zombie but oooh scary villager killer)